Alright. I’d like to talk about this war on terrorism because everywhere I go nobody’s talking about it. If you try to bring it up in conversation, everyone’s like, “Don’t mention the war. Don’t mention the war”. It’s like living inside an episode of fucking Fawlty Towers! They’re like, “I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright”. I’m like, “Aye? You had any big bumps on the head recently? Any stags’ heads fell on top of you? Or do you just watch the News? Is that whit caused your brain damage?”. Because by not even talking about it you are implicitly giving your permission for illegal murders to be carried out in your name on a daily basis, while you talk about football. I mean how come if you put a military costume on, somehow it becomes legal to go and kill innocent people as a service to your country and if you do it well enough they even give you a medal and put you on the news and call you a hero! But if you put a Scotland football strip on and throw a few empty beer bottles at English supporters they don’t give you a medal for that. They instead call you a hooligan and give you a jail sentence. Maybe if it were Iraq supporters it would be different.
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